Casting Call Woe - Recent Highlights

As I'm sure you're all very well aware, as well as this blog and my incessant Twittering, I also run the Tumblr site Casting Call Woe. The world of castings has become soul-itchingly horrible that I felt the very worst should be put up for all the world to see and have a good ol' cry/laugh at. However, some of the delights tend to get a bit lost so here's a selection of some of my favourites from the last month... (and yes, if you're new to this, these are all real.)

She gets a couple of lines, a light-hearted orgy scene and then gets kicked through a window.

Please eat before coming on set.

This has the potential to be the next Buffy/Angel/True Blood, except it's about an elf living in London.

The budget for this film doesn't exist.

The director hopes to highlight George's distance from Jane by never having her in focus.

The harnessed kids are used as slaves to work for the aliens.

No nudity but actresses confident in bikinis and hotpants will be a plus for water and pillow fights. 

Skirt so short you feel raped just walking past her.

Nudity is not required but may be encouraged.

We're looking for individuals to dress up in an oversized female genitalia costume.